I received an email this morning with a Powerpoint presentation attached. It contained a really important set of messages so I’m reproducing its content here for anyone who wants to read it. It claims to have been sent by Anthony De Croud and Pearlas Sandborn
PROVE TO YOURSELF HOW SUPERSTITIOUS LARGE NUMBERS OF PEOPLE REALLY ARE
ANNOY PEOPLE YOU DON’T REALLY LIKE BUT WHO CLAIM TO BE YOUR FRIENDS
ACHIEVE IMMORTALITY, IF YOU INVENT ONE OF YOUR OWN, BECAUSE IF IT’S WELL CRAFTED, IT WILL STILL BE CIRCULATING LONG AFTER YOU’RE DEAD
PROMISE PEOPLE GOOD LUCK AND FINANCIAL REWARD WITHOUT HAVING ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR DELIVERING IT
WASTE VAST AMOUNTS OF OTHER PEOPLE’S TIME
~ Master Yoda